Rhyme Time

Have I ever asked you "hey babe, are you a good lay?"


Today, is the day that I give away well my junk.

 

Were you eating hay?

Edit: Damn you.

You should just stuff it in a trunk.

Roses are red, violets are blue..

 

It's a bad day to be a cow.

There once was a man from Nantucket..

 

If there is one thing I hate, it's a cheat and a liar.

It's a beautiful day for a drive

 

Let's fuck in them instead.

Boy you're a tall one!

 

I like it when I write erotica and the girl I like tells me she read it and I made her wet.


Right now I'm sharpening clipper blades for dog groomers.

 

"It's not a tumor!"

Kindergarten Cop is such a typical '90s movie.

 

Let's head over to the 60's. Where everything was groovy..


I won't be able to play long, the blade won't by themselves get sharp.

 

Not until after you swallow my cum

Edit: I wonder if there is a naked woman somewhere playing a harp.

Come eat your dinner before it gets cold.

 

Not until you take off your thong.

Good little girls beg for what they want.

 

Hello dear would you care for a peach?

Daylight fades with the setting sun.